S.D之眼看世界：这个世界是一个全新的沙雕世界！！！ε=ε=ε=(~￣▽￣)~

#include<iostream>
#include<cstdlib>
#include<windows.h>
#include<ctime>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
	
	
	Sleep(1000);	
	srand(time(0));
	system("color 90");
	Sleep(100);
	system("color 45");
	Sleep(100);
	system("color 50");
	Sleep(100);
	system("color 55");
	Sleep(100);
	system("color 60");
	Sleep(100);
	system("color 65");
	Sleep(100);
	system("color 70");
	Sleep(100);
	system("color 75");
	Sleep(100);
	system("color 80");
	Sleep(100);
	system("color 40");
	Sleep(100);
	system("color 30");
	Sleep(100);
	system("color 35");
	Sleep(100);
	system("color 90");
	cout<<"                                                    欢迎来到Eat shit的世界!!!                                   "<<endl;
	cout<<"                                                共有十坨 shit , 根据 shit 输出答案                                "<<endl; 
	cout<<"                                                               3                                                "<<endl;
	Sleep(1000);
	cout<<"                                                               2                                                "<<endl;
	Sleep(1000);
	cout<<"                                                               1                                                "<<endl;
	Sleep(1000);
	cout<<"                                                   come go to the eat shit!!!                                    "<<endl;
	int a , b , c , op ,ans ;
	int s = 0, start;
	start = clock();
	for(int i = 1; i<=10;i++)
	{
		a = rand() % 10;
		b = rand() % 10; 
		op = rand() % 4;

		if(a < b) swap(a , b);
		switch(op)
		{
			case 0: cout <<a<< '+' << b <<"=多少坨shit?"; ans = a + b ;break;
			case 1: cout << a << '-' << b <<"=多少坨shit?"; ans = a - b ;break;
			case 2: cout << a << '*' << b <<"=多少坨shit?"; ans = a * b ;break;
			case 3: c = a * b;cout << c << '/' << a <<"=多少坨shit?"; ans = b;break;
		}
		cin >> c;
		if (c == ans) 
		{	
		cout << "YES!可以吃屎了！" <<endl;
		s++;
		} 
		else cout << "NO!不可以吃屎！" << endl; 
		
	}
	cout<<"                                                           您的 eat shit 量评价是:                                       ";
	if (s >= 10) cout<<"                                         不错,我的龟儿子,吃的shit挺多呀!!!                                  ";
	else if(s >= 9)cout<<"                                     不错,虽然吃的不是第一,但已经不错了!!!                                ";
	else if(s >= 8)cout<<"                                       不知道你平时怎么eat shit的!!!                                      ";
	else if(s >= 6)cout<<"                                      哎,你的胃真小,该多eat shit了!!!                                     ";
	else if(s <= 4)cout<<"                              你个智障,真不知道shit的香味,送你一张吐槽大会门票!!!                         ";
	return 0;
	
	
	
}
大家可以尝试一下这既“沙雕”又“智障”而带来“快感”的程序。。。试程序者请勿喷血，喷血者后果自负！！！
本次程序来自“S.D之眼看世界”（沙雕之眼看世界）！！！
勿抄袭，违者既失德又违法！！！
本次作者：F
本次专辑：之所以我爱捡垃圾，所以我是一个地地道道的垃圾佬，请童鞋们叫我“垃圾佬” @ S.D之眼看世界